He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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