Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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