if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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