it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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