chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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