The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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