You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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