My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i barfeds in our rink
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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