I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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