My first STD was from a foam party
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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