Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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