ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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