Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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