I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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