I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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