Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
