That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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