That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
this hospital has no fireball
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm too high and old for this...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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