But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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