people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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