Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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