I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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