I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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