The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
