I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
