I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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