One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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