I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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