I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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