oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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