you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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