dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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