i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
