She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
