I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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