so that wasnt chicken after all
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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