There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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