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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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