Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
