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(440): View more from Ohio

obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night

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(440): obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night http://tfl.nu/wlim

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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!

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(502): Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night! http://tfl.nu/a9zw

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back

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that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart

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(908): i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back (914): that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart http://tfl.nu/d09e

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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

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(706): Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge. http://tfl.nu/gb8a

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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.

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(732): Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day. http://tfl.nu/xpns

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...

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(902): we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids... http://tfl.nu/udrg

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.

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(336): Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car. http://tfl.nu/8ezv

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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping

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(224): you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping http://tfl.nu/igay

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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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(914): Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere http://tfl.nu/1kh6

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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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(701): i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this?? http://tfl.nu/hqqq

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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke

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(608): you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke http://tfl.nu/n0vk

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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.

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(414): I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest. http://tfl.nu/z09j

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(410): View more from Maryland

Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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(410): Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher. http://tfl.nu/m5qa

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(615): View more from Tennessee

omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick

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(615): omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick http://tfl.nu/o4c5

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(707): View more from California

I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude

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(707): I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude http://tfl.nu/pine

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