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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.

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  Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why does my jaw hurt?

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  I may have punched you.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed

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• (518): View more from New York

  There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me

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