i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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