I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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