You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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