why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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