there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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