I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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