There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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