You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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