I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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