we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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