ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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