I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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