Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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