seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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