Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You did what with his pubic hair?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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